Brittany : Darlings, I don’t steal. It’s called re-appropriation. And I am very generous towards myself that way.
Brittany. Mitchell is fanciful. It’s a family trait. You don’t want to believe a word he says.
Brittany. Me? Three slices of pork? What do you think I am? Desperate? As for anyone helping themselves to anything, I hope you are going to ask him about my six packets of fags. All right it was three.
Brittany. A recipe? Are we kidding here? What do you think I am Mrs Beeton’s cookbook? As I said to Mitchell, ‘I think we’ve all got it that I’m not a Georgian housewife,’ all right?’
Brittany. I thought I had. I mean this speaks for itself doesn’t it?
Brittany. Well darlings, where else would you be kept? I mean let’s face it, you have everything there, lovely little beds of straw, nice corners where you can play with your balls all day. What’s the problem? If Sebastian hadn’t done that I would have run a mile I tell you. But maybe he’d have liked that. 
Brittany, Oh now then dudes, there really is no need to get your little hamster knickers in a twist assuming you wear them. Why do people always want to throw things at me? Oh very well. So long as you don’t eat my fags or drink my voddie we’re good, little dudes and I swear to uphold the rights of little hamster dudes to fight for world domination. Do we have a deal here?
Brittany. All right darlings, it’s been lovely meeting you too. Now I really must go, you know pop off down to supper, even though it’s unlikely there will be anything to eat there… Unless…
Brittany. What’s that? Some sort of exotic cocktail? You know I thought you lot welcomed writers here?
Brittany Well darling here’s what I think.
Brittany- and that goes for hamster dudes too. Unless you’re going to you know– open the vodka and do the Cossack dance for me like you do for everyone else? Hmm?? I don’t know about you but I am gasping. A shot of that Uzi would be nice…
Having fun again.
Out in force John..Out in force xxxxxxx Lovely to see you
Great to see you too.
Have a nice week John.
The photos on the cover are fine. A lovely landscape and health for your successes. We start the week with new fun and savor your stories of your little friends.
Ah my friend thank you. Time for the dudes to get back into fun mode and have anew monster to scare them. Have a lovely week. Lovely to see you as always x
Surreal. I like it.
You know me Lord Zoolon xxxxx
Wow really fun post dear
Thank you very much for good sharing
Kisses
Anita, my darling, I hope you are having a lovely week. Lovely to see you and glad you enjoyed xxxx
Fabulous scenery and great fun. Loving The Writer and the Rake!
We had a great time Cat. One of the nicest weekends. Crazy from start to finish. When we left here the weather was so-oh bad it took ages to get there through the dreadful conditions too. , I thought oh here we go.. This won’t be brill but it was. (Now the 20 quid is in the post doll xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)
AS ever Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung, you have by unfailing gratitude for your kind reblog xxxxxxxx
https://t.co/Hq9fzzuk9N Thank you. Thank YOU xxxxxxx
Hey ! You’ve got a friend Shey ! Don’t tell about the dudes or she’ll run. You’ll still have us though 🙂 ❤
I do have a friend. I have two actually. Don’t faint. Indeed I do have you all Ralpha and unlike my heroine who finds friends vastly overrated, I find you all just fab xxxxx
*faint*
‘ Course I don’t speak for them dudes. xxxxxxxx
There will be no eating of the dudes. and please, please, what is the monster under the bridge? xx
All will be revealed. It is a far far worse monster than the Moss Monster which turned out to be an old tree trunk……
eeeek, I await the unveiling. x
OOOHHH Da de dah dah dahhhhhhh x Soon my darling soon,
Great post and fab pics of shenanigans in bonnie Scotland. I’ll distract that hunky Bobby Bub from running amok at thought of Brittany and Ba Bridge monster – by getting out the wedding vodka! xxx
This will be a blend. Now we need a name, probably involving a green hat x x x
Kate,
Never you mind I ain’t yit deevorced that them there Olga, you is the woman for me and I will maybe geeve you mah green hat, at least a them there strand of it if that Ba Bridge monster ses ah musts,.
Love Bobby B
Now then, BB, don’t you go getting jumpy around the BB Monster. I hear he is scared witless by gingerbread! K xx
Yah don’t say. Ah is so glad you is lookin’ out for me AND is ready tah protect mah hat
Love Bobby B xxxx
With my life, BB. xxx
Jest the fine qualities ah am lookin’ for in a wife….
Love
Bobby B.
Weather’s been lovely, I heard! Looks like you had fun!
Well, it wasn’t very lovely on the Friday but the Sat was your usual scitzo day. Boiling sun one minute, pouring rain the next. We don’t mind, we just love it there and tend to use this trip for me and the mr to skeck out some new things to do. xxxx
Oooh pouring rain! Haven’t experienced that in yeearrrss!
Ouch lol, I bet !!!! I bet you do. Friday morning the drive to Glencoe we could have taken a boat. It was bucketing, three hours later when we arrived, it was still bucketing. You go to Glencoe to go out so you accept you will get drenched to the skin and then have to get everything dry so it can get wet again the next day. We always love how the weather folks go on about the heat waves here. Those are down south 500 miles away. Those are things we dream of up here. Having said that I see it is a lovely Spring day outside today.
It is a while since my throat constricted so I got stuck on that bit first. Where did the dudes here about Uzis for goodness sake.. It wasn’t Debby Gies by any chance. Looking forward to seeing the monster… entertaining as always Shey and time those Dudes were on Broadway… xxhugs
They had a squirrel once Sally. Yes. An uzi toting squirrel. AS you do. This was at the time that in the face of no Christmas presents for their cheek to Noelle Clark, they agreed to be charitable to the Russian hamsters. Invite them over, etc. SO they did indeed come on and decided the dudes would give them everything AND the blog. So Bobby Bub who had been orchestrating the bid for presents, brought on the squirrel tah sort them out and the squirrel blew up the gingerbread house. So the lovely Debby is quite blameless here. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(All will be revealed re this ferocious monster )
Oh my… that is a whole different barrel of catfish! I hope that the Russian Monsters didn’t set any honey traps with some blonde minks…. xxxxxxxxxxx
They did. They set Olga an exotic white. blue eyed hamster. Of course Bobby Bub did NOT fall for her BUT to further hamster entente they did get married here for all of two minutes, then Bobby Bub cleared off. xxx
Ps I hope your throat has recovered. Ince and I have had a right giggle over her ‘Mr’. xx
Omg, this is hilarious! Dudes, you might not realize it, but you have all the makings of a Hollywood variety show, one that would knock the socks off the producer and director as well as the audience. You dudes are primo and merit 5 stars 💖💖💖💖 💖 for this post. And Shey, I love the photos, especially the card. That must have warmed your heart 💚 Hugs all around 💜
Aw Tina, my darling lady, we won’t tell them. They will refuse to ever blog again saying they don’t have to, if we do. And no-one will find out any more about this new monster. We did have a lovely weekend. Special hugs to you my friend. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My lips are sealed, luv 💚
LOL!!!!!! x (Knew I could count on you.
Looks like ‘the weapons’ were in full force in Glencoe. Oh, and wow, Brittany already has a tough hold on those poor dudes. Poor dudes, poor dudes, hear me guys? 🙂 xoxoxoxo
Dearest DG, She is going center of our dartboard. Imagine thinking cages are the places for us. Of course she doesn’t think.
Love
the dudes.
Oh no guys, cool it on the dartboard. Run fast, she wont catch you! You can hide at my place. xoxo
Dearest Debby
Did we say you are now hamstah friend 1
love
the dudes x
Such an entertaining post, Shey. Lovely photos of your holiday.
It is stunning there Robbie. Stunning. Naturally we’ve just booked to go again x
Hahaha ~ oh I’m laughing ~ and appreciating your creativity, Shey! And how great about your weekend in Glencoe with loved ones ❤ So nice with the surprise card for you! The perfect present xx
It was a wonderful weekend my darling. But that you are laughing is the very best thing about this post. I wonder how long the dudes will be so…sort of… agreeable?? The very best to you this week. xxxx
And a lovely week to you too, Shey! You must be on cloud 9 xx
Hee hee. Beavering on the next book my darling. You know me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yay, I’m thrilled to know I made my way back into your lovely graces dudes! Who loves ya guys! I do! xoxoxoo
This we know. We do not understand how we could avhe doubte dit.
Love love love
The dudes
Aw, ❤ xo
mir lov
the dudes
xxx
That writing quote is killer. KILLER. Seriously, Shey, that nails it. I should make my friend stitch that on a pillow.
Oh, and has Mr. Shey recovered? I hope so! xxxxxxxxx
OOOH Jean…. Hell. Seriously? I just think whatever we write, however we write, words and thoughts are mighty like… They are the things people cannot take away and that to me is why the pen will always be mightier than the sword. Lol, you have my made my day lovely Lady J. You can get your friend to do that if you want. HEE HEE. Mr is fine. It was just one of these epic Mr moments I do believe only he is capable of !
Loving this post—- Now I am gettingon the table to dance along with you! 😀 😉
Excellent pics… 🙂 have a wonderful weekend dear She!
The sun is out here and that does not always happen. Spring has come my darling and even if it rains tomorrow, it is lovely. There is nothing like dancing on a table. Lovely to see you my friend and thank you for your lovely comment. I hope you are loving the weekend as much as I am x
Loved reading your story…what a fun way to start my morning!!
And your comment is the nicest way to start my day. Thank you and how lovely to meet you here properly!!!! x
Let me buckle up….I’m definitely here to stay 🙂
YES!!!! Now you have double made my day. It is all just daft here. I let the furry dudes do what they like xxxxx
Hahaha great post. Loved the postcard! Smexy book, hamsters, dancing on tables, a few drinks & Glen Coe – what’s not to like?? Hope My Shey is okay after his tumble
Oh the tumble was classic Mr Shey. Everyone was on that bank and he skids all his length down it. It was a great weekend. Glencoe is always fun. Can’t wait to get back. Lovely to see you Kate and thank you thank you for the reblog xx
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You are a double whammy angel xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
This Brittany looks like a fantastic and wild vixen!!! I am thrilled for this new book release and you know how to throw a party. Those little hamstahs are so dear and crack me up. Just jealous of your new female and how she took up your valuable time! Loved this so much, Shehanne!
If you celebrate: Happy Easter, my dear friend! xo 🐇🌼💐🌸🐣
Brittany is somewhat different. She’s from today and very high octane. I needed her to be like that given how jaded Mitchell is and how he has never cared about anyone. Glad you loved the wee dudes. I do do Easter and I had a hunt for the grandbaby today in the garden cos we won’t see him tomorrow I hope you have plans with your lovely family my darling. Have a great day whatever you do , xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Oh, it’s a lovely day here. I think Spring has finally come to Scotland. May yours be as nice. x