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zqwewewe888000999--Excuse me dudes…if I can be so bold as to stick my blabby big mouth in here, .can we loosen up and welcome today’s guests?

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Well, you see the thing is today’s guests are yourselves.

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Yes. The lovely Noelle Clark has done you a special blog

http://www.noelleclark.blogspot.com.au/2014/12/its-christmas-hamster-hamper.html

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Oh quit it with the ungrateful whinges.

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No. Cos I brought Noelle’s blog here for those of you who need to stop moaning.

Here it is…word for word what she said.

It’s the Christmas Hamster Hamper!!

 

safe_imagetttTwas the night before Christmas and all through the hoose

Not a creature was stirring, except hamsters with tongues all a-loose

They whined and they argued, they’d cooked their own goose 

But the biggest question was, had they been naughty or noice?

Today I am celebrating the fun, friendship, and frivolity that our little friends, the Hamsters from Shey’s Blog, deserve. Today, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you —
THE CHRISTMAS HAMSTER HAMPER Let’s meet them all:

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Yes, the little pack of hamsters who have kept Shehanne Moore, and us, company all year are suffering from a very debilitating illness – Christmas Countdown Regret.
You see, everyone knows that for Santa to bring you presents at Christmas, you have to lead an exemplary life, a year of being kind, helpful, friendly, hard working. The big test comes a month or so before Christmas, as soon as all the supermarkets and department stores drag out the tinsel and trees.
And that test is: Have you been a good hamster all year? Have you been naughty or nice?

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Okay, most of us lie through our teeth, and no doubt some of the hamsters will do that too, but a couple of the more…sensitive…hamsters will answer truthfully, and will wake up on Christmas morning with nothing under the tree for them.
So, in an effort to help Shehanne’s furry little friends step up a little and ensure that they get a gift under the tree from Santa, I’m going to teach them some rules.(We all know how much Shehanne loves rules.)

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Rule 1: Thou shalt not whinge, whine, or carry on when Shey constantly overlooks you in favour of some fancy US Best Seller author, or some tramp who writes naughty books.

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Rule 2: Thou shalt not interrupt when Shey is speaking. The consequences of you continuing to do this are awful. Heck, you’ve seen what happened to Mr Shey! He’s lost all his hair from being told to shut up all the time. A bald hamster will be a very cold hamster in the freezing Dundonian winter.

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Rule 3: Thou shalt learn to bring Shehanne her slippers without her even asking; fill her wine glass before it’s empty; and help her in her new garden. Reason is, a happy Shey makes for a happy day.
Rule 4: Never, never, NEVER, interrupt Shehanne when she is on a deadline, or has edits to do. This will make her angry, and she will withhold certain important…favours…such as feeding you, changing your water bowl, and letting you visit her blog posts.

Time for some Christmas Carols.
Hint: sing this to the tune of the First Noel.

The first little Hamstah, appeared in Shey’s post

And to certain poor authors, they were the ultimate hosts.

Always cheerful and glad, and happy all the while

They brightened our days with their innocent guile.

Hamsters, hamsters, hamsters, hamsters

Move over Shey, and give room to hamsters.

Here’s a cute little guy to sing for you:

Well little hamstahs has Noelle Clark silenced you. Let’s ask what our visitors think.